Dear Teachers: So This is a Little Awkward…
I will never forget the time when, aged 5 or 6 years old and struggling into my bathing suit on…
Category Archives: Funny Stuff Kids Say
That Time When Family Storytelling Got a Little Weird…
It’s a chilly Sunday morning, and my family, stuffed with French toast and bacon, is lounging around at home. While…
Bits and Bobs
I’m not sure what “bobs” are, exactly, but this is just a post to give you a few updates and…
What the Hell Happened to Bedtime?!?
“Mommy? Daddy? Are you watchin’ a show?” “I smell popcorn! I LOVE popcorn!” “She’s putting boogers on me!” “She won’t…
When we are Birds
When you’re only three years old, life is just bursting with possibility. On any given day, it seems perfectly plausible…
Living with Sheldon and Sherlock
I’ve recently discovered something that could pretty much blow your mind. Well, if you watch Sherlock and/or The Big Bang…
There are no Spageetoes on the Porch, and Other Reasons my Three-Year-Old has Corrected Me (This Week)
Teenagers are famous for thinking they know everything about everything, or at least that they know more than their idiotic,…
Talking to Other People’s Kids at the Playground
I’m just going to come out and say it: I have absolutely no interest in talking to other people’s kids…
Germs are not Really Germs, and Other Stuff My 3-Year-Old Explained to Me
You know how kids are always starting conversations out of nowhere? You could be sitting around the dinner table, and…
Lunch Doesn’t go in Your Ear. Also, Rain is Wet.
Sometimes as a parent, you have to have important conversations with your kids about life lessons, or science, or whatever…
