How to Make a Two-Year-Old Happy
Ah, the terrible twos. They can get pretty rough. But really, when you think about it, two-year-olds’ needs aren’t all…
Category Archives: Toddlers are Weird
Will She Eat It? A Handy Chart
I have a picky eater. I never thought I’d say that. The twins have always been pretty great little foodies. …
Toddler Tantrums and Banana Shenanigans: This is why I’m Crazy
The Enforcer is crying. It’s a booger-sobby, chest-heaving, sofa-soaking, ugly-cry tantrum, because… I wouldn’t give her more milk. I would…
Living with Sheldon and Sherlock
I’ve recently discovered something that could pretty much blow your mind. Well, if you watch Sherlock and/or The Big Bang…
Germs are not Really Germs, and Other Stuff My 3-Year-Old Explained to Me
You know how kids are always starting conversations out of nowhere? You could be sitting around the dinner table, and…
10 Things That Might Surprise You About Having Twins
My twins are two-and-a-half years old. I’m figuring out how to parent them as I go along, and am by…
Feeding Goats and Drinking Vodka: Just a Day of Good Old-Fashioned Family Fun
There I was, just a grown woman, all by herself in the petting zoo barn, feeding foul-smelling pellets in an…
Hippie the High-on-Acid Giraffe Lives at Our House Now
Today, we all went to the doctor. And by all, I actually do mean all: Mommy, Daddy, two two-year-olds, and…
See the Poop
The girls are getting ready for potty training and I’m trying to be all nonchalant about it. You know, like…
The Transportation of Pine Cones: Not as Simple as You May Think
I recently stuck a pine cone between my breasts to carry it downstairs after naptime because one of my toddlers…
