This baby ain’t got back. There is very little junk in my trunk. And you know those weirdo padded panties, the Wonderbras for butt cheeks? No, I don’t have any, I do have my limits, but I maybe sort of thought about it once.
Want to read more about my underachieving backside and the new (ridiculous) study that’s trying to tell me that my children won’t be as smart as those whose moms are a little more bootylicious??
Of course you do. Click the link to head over to read my piece In the Powder Room, a hilarious, tell-all, women’s humor site: