In Defense of Flat Butts – My Debut In the Powder Room!

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This baby ain’t got back.  There is very little junk in my trunk.  And you know those weirdo padded panties, the Wonderbras for butt cheeks?  No, I don’t have any, I do have my limits, but I maybe sort of thought about it once.

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Want to read more about my underachieving backside and the new (ridiculous) study that’s trying to tell me that my children won’t be as smart as those whose moms are a little more bootylicious??

Of course you do.  Click the link to head over to read my piece In the Powder Room, a hilarious, tell-all, women’s humor site:

In Defense of Flat Butts

 

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