This is Definitely Not the Best Day of My Life

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Do you think you’ve already lived the best day of your life?  I’m talking about that idea, and a day that most definitely was not the best one of my life, over on The Mid today!  Here’s a preview:

“I manage to get myself out of bed and into a hot shower, and then, as I’m slowly getting ready, I spray myself in the face with hairspray.  It’s exactly as awful as you would think. Hairspray tastes like crushed aspirin mixed with shards of tin cans…” Read the full post here:

This is Definitely Not the Best Day of My Life